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[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I genuinely regret all my cacti. I have like 8 Peruvian torches about a decade old from seed, and I like to put them outside in spring, so they don’t get all spindly and pathetic, and dear god are they heavy and dangerous to move now. They are like 4 foot (1.2m) tall or so, but can get up to 16 foot (5m).. whoops.

But I don’t want to kill them because, like.. I’m proud of them for thriving with me.

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If you have a botanical garden nearby, you could see if they'll adopt them. You could also check with any greenhouses.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

That’s a great idea! There’s actually a couple places I can think of that might be interested.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I wish I'd known this before committing inadvertent genocide (aren't they all?)

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I've been resisting buying a cactus for awhile now and I think you just gave me the courage to put the idea out of my head forever lol

For anyone feeling the same, maybe check out caudiciforms as a substitute! They grow slow, don't need much water, and come in a bunch of cool varieties. It's like bonsai without all the pretentiousness