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Trump, 79, Claims Nobody Knows What a Magnet Is (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So Satan is pretty famous for saying what he thinks, you a big fan of Satan?

[–] buttnugget@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Who isn’t? Satan is the good guy in the Bible.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Pretty sure he's the bad guy, I think if you're going for a broader interpretation then it's more accurate to say that God is also the bad guy.