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First off, yes, this is a pretentious sock bag for rich people.. or “aspirational” or design-focussed people, let’s say.
But it makes perfect sense.
I mean tbh some of these are more whimsical and interesting, but probably don’t hold as broad appeal, so the bag sock it is. This is actually pretty boring news now I’ve read a lot more about Issey Miyake. Potentially that’s on Apple, they spent most of their collaborative time shitting on whimsy? Maybe? Probably just the broadest, cheapest (to produce!), most marketingest thing they could excrete. It’s a bit sad really.
The pattern on the inside is weirdly a lot nicer.
“It makes perfect sense” is a funny way of saying “its the word “pretentious” made of cloth with a profit margin % in the six digits by one of the worlds greediest, shittiest companies in a sea of companies that stand out for their shitty greed”.
That is what I said, but sorry I used too many words to say greed as a motive is too simplistic
Not trying to be a contrarian here but I don’t believe just the word “greed” covers 230 dollars for a phone sock.
It’s cartoonishly exaggerated greed, and the fact that most people will just shrug and go “That’s Apple!” Is part of the problem. Instead of the general populace looking at this, expressing the correct amount of disgust, and watching the shitty company burn to the ground, people celebrate and anticipate their releases.
Fucking mind boggling.
Probably like other accessories it’s the manufacturer who sets the RRP, but yeah, as usual, they’re going to be happy to get their cut.
Tim Cook has turned Apple into the company it is today through that (clearly revolting) ethos.
I forgot to put industrial weaving machine into the LLM, and well top result is now:
Followed by a pouch and a sash… so really I have to wonder if actually this was just a lazily AI generated idea all along.
They should collab with women's jeans manufacturers to make sure the pockets are big enough for a phone.