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[โ€“] sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Doin magic tricks with her pussy, call her a vagician

[โ€“] village604@adultswim.fan 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I legitimately knew a guy who was a magician who pulled a card out of a girl's pussy. I wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't confirmed it.

[โ€“] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

All you had to do was smell it. Bet it smelled like bullshit.