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Florida man opens fire during argument over how many eggs a chicken can lay: police
(www.rawstory.com)
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And that’s basically it!
For God's sake, the British developed technology to deal with this some time back. The Guinness Book of World Records was originally designed to resolve disputes between bar patrons. Just put one in the bar instead of resolving them via homicide.
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/70781-most-prolific-chicken
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_World_Records
https://gwrstore.com/en-us/collections/guinness-world-records-books
$21 per copy from their own store.
https://www.amazon.com/Guinness-World-Records-2025/dp/1913484564
$23 on Amazon.
Oooooh, them's fighting words!
well the guy whose idea it was and the MD of Guinness was South African so it gets worse
The family's been at least partially London-based since Victorian times, and some of them hold British titles of nobility.
I think you’ll find the British invention to solve this was deportation to America.
But then we'll never get a new record for 'number of dumb questions asked before somebody got shot'
Most or fewest?