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I can undress, shower, dry and dress in less than 10. WHAT ARE YOU DOING (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

The 3 S

Shit

Shower

Shave

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

You're shitting in the shower?

[–] lIlIlIlIlIlIl@lemmy.world 14 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I’m so sorry to do this to you internet, but if I have to know this exists, then so must you too

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wafflestomping

[–] JetpackJackson@feddit.org 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I will be strong and not click the link

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 hours ago

It is when you push feces down the shower drain with your foot. Called a wafflestomp.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

That's barbaric.

Sophisticated people shit in their hand and toss the turd into the toilet.

[–] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

I guess I aware that it was possible, I just didn't think people actually did it, unless they had an in-shower accident or something.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

Efficiency

[–] unfnknblvbl@kbin.earth 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

you shit in the shower?

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Drink a beer in the shower and you are heralded as an innovator.

Take a shit in the shower and you are lambasted as a monster.

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 hours ago

Neutralize by doing both.