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FIFA to award new peace prize at World Cup draw in Washington (www.pbs.org)

submitted 1 day ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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FIFA? The notoriously corrupt ~~soccer~~ football people?

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[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And the FIRST Person to Receive it will be the One Bombing Fishermen, Kidnapping CHILDREN and TESTING Nuclear Bombs! PEACE!

[–] whyrat@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

The guy that crashed an award ceremony and kept one of their trophies?

Context: https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cp3e20kk0l2o

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 19 hours ago

You can't have peace with people around, duh!