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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com)

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[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The sun is a bit bigger than the earth. Dyson sphere goes around the star, not the planet.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago

I guess it might not come across in text. I was more mocking Musk's tendency to over promise and under deliver by taking it one step further