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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com)

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[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

People are over complicating this whole thing really.

History has the answers we need to the climate crisis. If we just offer the weather goblin a fine wheel of fresh cheese and four comely maidens he will reverse climate change and we will all have both a bountiful harvest and a plump red apple as his thanks.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

That doesn’t sound right, but due to the degradation of the American educational system, I don’t have the wherewithal to argue

[–] krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 3 points 21 hours ago

American schools fail the young with a lackadaisical or even nonexistent approach to goblin education.