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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

wait until this guy sits down to pee without paying attention to how things are hanging and feels it running down his calves

ask me how I know

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Doing bottom surgery entirely to pee consistently

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Yup, been there. Not fun.