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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com)

submitted 21 hours ago by tonytins@pawb.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

You’ve already won Elon. You’re a trillionaire. You don’t need to find new ways to rape the planet and its inhabitants. Please just fuck off and leave the rest of us to die in peace.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 29 minutes ago

He's not a trillionare.