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Sandwich thrown by protester 'exploded' and left mustard stain on border agent, court hears (www.bbc.com)

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cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/49262051

Customs and Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore told the jury the snack "exploded all over him" and he "could smell the onions and mustard" on his uniform.

Neither side disputes that Sean Dunn, 37, did in fact lob obscenities and a deli-style sandwich at officers deployed by President Donald Trump to patrol the nation's capital in August. But Mr Dunn's lawyer argues it was not a criminal act.

The incident was captured on video and went viral, making Mr Dunn a symbol of opposition in Washington DC to Trump.

Government prosecutors initially tried to secure felony charges against Mr Dunn, but a grand jury declined to indict him. Prosecutors have instead charged him with a lower-level misdemeanour assault.

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[–] DonkMagnum@lemy.lol 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I hope this brave officer gets the counselling and support he needs to move on from this.

[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

FFS, at least SOMEONE here shows a little empathy.

[–] DonkMagnum@lemy.lol 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Keep your yellow* off of my thin blue line.

*yellow stands for both mustard and cowardice in my clever wordplay.

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

New car magnet: thin blue line flag with a smear of yellow.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

Keep your yellow* off of my thin blue line.

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