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Elon Musk Announces Plan to Control Climate by Surrounding Earth in Adjustable Satellites (futurism.com)

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[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Even though, knowing how physics works, putting anything in orbit with only a cannon is not possible, no matter how powerful it is, I wholeheartedly agree we should try it with Elon anyway.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

You and I know he will most likely become pink mist but him and his dipshit fans boys don't. We could have them all there cheering and them boom it's raining fascist. I can't think of a more beautiful sight.