Greentext

7315 readers

632 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

419

Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

82 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seriously. Why stand, miss, clean up your own piss (now or later), then repeat all that every time? Also: standing causes splashing - it NEVER all goes into the bowl.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago

It'll shock you to learn that most men don't bother wiping after peeing, either. They just let it drip in their underwear.

For those of you that might say it doesn't matter — I am living proof of your error. You can wipe your dick after peeing, I know — outlandish.