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You're either a woman or have a small pee pee and never had your pee pee touch the inside of the toilet bowl when you try to stick it into the tiny gap between your groin and the toilet basin.
I'd rather pee in split streams than rub my precious dick on the inside of a toilet bowl.
How do you poop? Do you hold your dick up?
Where do you put your ass when you poop? I sit on the toilet seat, and also rest my pee pee on the toilet seat in front of me
That has a lot less to do with the size of your cock and way more to do with the size of your ass.
Lose some weight. I'm well endowed and have only ever had an issue of "where penis go" when I tried to go while fully erect when I was a string bean of a teenager, and again as an adult when I weighed around 275 lbs and tried to go with a chub.
Might also be a grower vs shower thing too, but your experience is not anywhere as common as you think.
Edit: Would be much more of a problem if you're using one of the round bowl toilets instead of the "long" ones with an oval shaped bowl, but the only non-long ones I've ever encountered were in places that hadn't replaced theirs since around 1950.
I don't think I've ever seen an elongated bowl in any residential building I've ever been to. In older bathrooms like mine you can't even feasibly fit one, or you'll have a hard time either closing the door or getting past it to go into the shower.