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Anon has had enough (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You forgot to state that the lid should be up

Now I've got piss everywhere

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

OK you have a point that I will only grant because I'm so used to finding the lid left up despite my best efforts but you are correct.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 19 hours ago

I keep all my bathroom stuff in my room because none of the people I've ever lived with have thought it worth their time to put down the lid when they flush.