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‘It smelled of onions and mustard,’ Border Patrol officer hit by sandwich in DC testifies (www.cnn.com)

submitted 3 weeks ago by CubitOom@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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“He did it. He threw the sandwich.”

That’s how the defense counsel for Sean Dunn, the man who threw a sub-style sandwich at a Border Patrol officer in Washington, DC, this summer began the federal trial against him Tuesday morning.

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 240 points 3 weeks ago (28 children)

I cannot believe we're wasting taxpayer dollars on a ballistic hoagie attack.

[–] halcyoncmdr@lemmy.world 45 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

I'm sure we all know the phrase that a prosecutor could get a grand jury to "indict a ham sandwich". It took prosecutors THREE Grand Juries to finally get an indictment for someone throwing that sandwich.

It's all a complete waste of time and taxpayer funds, and in any other point in history these prosecutors would have been fired immediately for incompetence at even considering an indictment in the first place, not even considering the possibility that they would try for three attempts.

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Actually, it's even stupider than that I'm pretty sure, two grand juries refused to give them an indictment for a felony charge, so they brought a way less severe misdemeanor charge because you don't have to get a grand jury to sign off on those, and that's what we're wasting this time on

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 8 points 3 weeks ago

As it so happens, they can indict ham sandwiches, but not turkey subs. And I think this is arguably funnier.

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