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[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Are poor people really gorging themselves on fine condiments? Of course not. Ridiculous.

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes, we are. I have nothing to put them on though, I'm just pouring Poupon straight down the throat hole.

[–] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 7 points 23 hours ago

This made me howl like that one-too-loud audience member from a canned laughter cassette tape.

[–] Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You don't fill up a kiddie pool and bask in it?

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 4 hours ago

Marinading yourself is not a useful step towards eating the rich.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 6 points 20 hours ago

It also bothers me that there's the implication that poor people don't deserve any luxuries. As if being poor is a moral failing, so you should suffer.

Of course, what's really absurd is the trillions of dollars the US spends on military bullshit every year, not the fact that some unemployed worker might be able to buy top-shelf mustard.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Maybe? An ex from NC introduced me to putting Sweet Hot Mustard on summer sausage + cheese + Ritz cracker, and damn. It added like, 3 points in tastiness (on a 10 point scale).