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I Assumed 'Twas The Boot Code (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ah yes, Microsoft installing a ton of updates without informing me first. Like I don’t have anything else to do (which is probably why I’m turning off the computer, to not go do those other things.)

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Back when I still rode airplanes, I used to never shut my notebook off except when I was about to leave for a flight. Then I had the pleasure of watching Windows install 957 updates while the cab was honking outside.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Are you a Kids in the Hall fan?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm squishing your head!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Right from my body and onto your plate.

My absolute favorite though was Girl Drink Drunk.

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