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M&S launches ‘secret support’ pants that offer men a ‘subtle lift’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's why I just warn women about my small penis from the beginning.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 5 points 1 day ago

I accidentally did this recently.

What I simply said was for her "not to have expectations". What I meant was that I didn't want to have sex on our first night together.

She was very happy to discover my penis is above average.

[–] MrShankles@reddthat.com 3 points 1 day ago

Like a field mouse in a snowstorm