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M&S launches ‘secret support’ pants that offer men a ‘subtle lift’ (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] skeezix@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

I advised a friend once that to get the ladies he should put a potato in his bathing suit. He came back after a day at the beach and said it didn’t work. Turned out he got the instructions wrong; he put the potato in the back not the front.