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I chose to believe that his plan was to make such an awesome chicken, that it would be a good enough tribute to end the war.
No no, they CAME for the chicken in the first place. The story is much more like the siege of Troy, but with his chicken instead of Helena.
Like the Thompson machine gun, but with chicken