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Yeah, it's much more probable that something that you take tylenol for is (one of) the culprit(s) here, not tylenol itself. Because the average US resident does not have the ability to think such complex thoughts, RFK is a nutjob and Paxton is corrupt as fuck, you get result like this. It's embarrassing to watch.
I think it's more that the average American has been taught to not be able to teach themselves, rather than that they completely lack the ability. Other than that, this all checks out as far as my own recollection can reckon.
oh i meant that the american reading ability, which is closely tied to the education system, is averaging sixth grade; that also means they lack the education to analyze texts and information above what is written; things like intent of an author, what the context is and what someone wants to achieve with the published information are completely lost when you lack the ability to read above a certain level. this is completely homemade, mainly by republicans who like their voters easily controlled.
Ahh. Completely agreed when you spin it like that. In fact, I've got a direly unwanted mountain of lived experience dealing with the exact sorts you're conjuring, as I grew up in one of the podunkiest towns you can imagine. Not to say I'm particularly learned or clever (I'd like to think myself more honest than that lol), but the agony that is having to work under/take orders from these goons is something I'd only ever wish on the worst of us. Change can not come soon enough on so, so many gd levels :|