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[–] JeSuisUnHombre@lemmy.zip -4 points 6 days ago (10 children)

I got a kidney stone from how much milk I drank in high school

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (7 children)

Also, a bunch of vulnerable individuals were murdered from how much milk you drank.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

they arnt individuals until they reach the egg and inseminate it....

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not exactly sure what you're trying to get at. Something about abortion?

What you've been kept from understanding all your life is that all milk comes from a mother. To milk a cow, first you have to get her pregnant. She'll provide milk for about a year, and you have to get her pregnant again. A dairy produces hundreds or thousands of calves a year that they have no use for. They go often into veal because a farmer would get a better return from a breed specialized for producing meat rather than milk. So an inevitable side effect of buying milk at the supermarket is murdering a bunch of babies.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 5 days ago

If I have to explain it, its not funny. It was a masterbation joke. Lighten up.

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