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Apparently a page from an internal IBM training manual. Some further attempts at source it

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[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

As a US citizen, this logic need to be applied to corperations. The C_Os make all the decisions for the company, the Campany should not be held as responsible for the shitty actions of its Board. The Board should be held accountable for the companies actions be required to served by all the C_Os. I say served, I mean fines and prison time ,in all cases, as a fine is paid personally by the person and time is served aslo bu the person.

I know fine are just a temporary for "legal fo .a price" fine should be paid to hut them so Retirement accounts are taken, future earning are taken, income from salary+bonus at time of infraction are taken, and close loops of off shore accounts

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Agreed except you better not touch my extremely meager retirement account for some shit the CEO did. I will go full uno bomber.

[–] Heikki2@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

Thats where the legislation can put the lawyer talk in to address it is the personal accounts of the C_Os