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Anon escapes from work (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 days ago

It's there to protect the people on the ground not the jumpers. If you are coming out of the building and someone jumps instead of being killed by a human projectile you get splattered with some fluids and pelted with some chunks. Unpleasant but not fatal.