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[–] BrotherL0v3@lemmy.world 145 points 1 week ago (23 children)

We informed the parent that documentation such as a chromosome analysis could be considered to help support or verify eligibility in accordance with policy.

I cannot imagine being the dumbass who said that with a straight face.

[–] RoidingOldMan@lemmy.world 94 points 1 week ago (16 children)

I don't understand why it's the school asking for this and not whoever updated the birth certificate? How did school administrators become the judges of who is a boy or girl?

[–] Manjushri@piefed.social 24 points 1 week ago

Because their the ones who will be prosecuted under the law if they allow a kid to play on the wrong team.

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