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The worm can be a pathway to many abilities, some considered to be unnatural.
long life, enhanced strength, increased resistant to radiation, plus access to genetic knowledge of previous hosts.
Ask your MLM Wellness Life Coach if Goa'uld is right for you!
sarcophagus, and healing hand device, and kara'kesh not guaranteed. one spends the most gets tel'chaks device.
NOPE. Fuck the worm. It destroyed the galaxy the one time I tried that event chain