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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold (theonion.com)
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[–] the_q@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fullmethal Alchemist.

[–] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Full-mental Alchemist

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Do...nald

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I can't think of a member of this administration who wouldn't if they could.