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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] mPony@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

when has Jimmy Carr ever been a surprise?

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Do jump scares count as surprises? If so, then frequently.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Jimmy is a cunt. Self admitted.

[–] lichtmetzger@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yup, that guy just looooves the money. At least he openly admits it in his performances.

[–] answersplease77@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

He was named in the tax evasion offshore account. The cunt is a traitor to his own country.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

I couldn't give less of a fuck if anyone's a traitor to their own country in that way. The tax evasion is bad because of ethics, not because he "betrayed his country". It didn't have any effect on his lifestyle but he chose to do it anyway, it's all about him being a greedy fuck and not about Nationalism.