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Requirements: Build a boat.
Add some pontoons and call it a day.
adds them to the bottom, flips immediately
Move the call.
You have to build it first, so that the customer can say "Exactly! A bus! But it needs to go across water, I don't know what that's called though."
"Ah shit i forgor" *seals up the whole bus so it doesn't leak and floats" there, perfect!
I was thinking filling it with expanding foam would work too.