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[–] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Can confirm.

Now, I just need to know why my calculator needs access to my contacts.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's because it gets lonely and needs someone to text.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

It's because one is the loneliest number.

[–] LouSlash@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

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You just reminded me of one particular calculator app which put "+" button behind a paywall