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I want to know why that sandwich maker is out of the kitchen and talking to, well, anyone?
Christ, us real men know that women are too emotional to be allowed to talk out loud like that, and in public too!!!
This feeeemale needs a good real man to slap her back in line if you ask me, preferably with the back of a bible to really hit home how far she's travelled from its values!!
Also, guns and big trucks! GUNS AND TRUCKS! pew pew pew.