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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/48534020

“I don’t know if I would vote for any female,” said state senate hopeful Mylie Biggs, the daughter of GOP Rep. Andy Biggs.

Note: The article is from August 6th, but it's too funny not to post.

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[–] DreamAccountant@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Outright contradictions don't faze religious people. Their entire religious hate book is completely filled to the brim with contradictions. Thou shalt not murder, now kill the firstborn - as an obvious example.

How detached from reality? So detached that they are a woman running for office on a platform that women should not run for office.

Religious people don't care. They just want to know who is going to force your children to praise that fuckwit jebus in schools for 12 years.

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, she is just a man. She thinks of herself as a man. But she can't be trans, she has to hide that. So she does so, badly, just like Pearl. They are men in their own minds.