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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I spent a big chunk of my career going through mountains of incomprehensible human-generated code. I eventually learned that it was generally easier to just start over from scratch. At the same time I learned that nothing makes corporate bosses' heads explode faster than telling them that their codebase sucks and needs to be rewritten from scratch. My solution to this fundamental dilemma was to become a school bus driver.

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Maybe I should be glad I never got the dev jobs I wanted and was relegated to help desk.

For me, developing applications was a joy ... but only when I was left completely alone to do everything by myself. Such opportunities were just becoming rarer and rarer.