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Charlotte Runs Out Of Women | (thecharlotten.com)
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Never been to Charlotte, but this was pretty funny.

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 10 points 2 days ago

“We’ve known something was off,” said 29-year-old Brett, who has lived in South End for six years and owns a weighted vest.

Im dying