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Not conservative enough? Jesus Christ, who does he want? Satan himself?
No, Nick Fuentes. Satan is way less far right
I'm pretty sure Satan is all the way Left.
Yeah, depending on interpretation that's true. It's just difficult to explain how both Jesus and Satan could be radical leftists without a long conversation about religion and the false dichotomy of the political direction
Look don't tease him because of his curve
Yeah, Satan, famously, stood up against a overbearing authority.
Satan's not conservative enough either.
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Yeah, South Park Satan is a nice enough guy, just gets into bad relationships and rigged a fight that one time.
He did rip off the people who bet on literal Satan before we knew he was a cool enough guy. So seems fair, like the father's that voted for Trump and had orders overseas cancelled.
Satan is pretty liberal, I mean he didn't subscribe to authoritarian God, he's cool with anyone's sexuality or gender. He's not the one send people to hell because they broke a rule... He was sent there too.
Also gave Eve the fruit of knowledge.
And tried to offer food and water to a starving dehydrated dude in the desert
Ha ha ha this is a really good take, thanks for the laugh in the morning!
And the fruit is damn tasty too
I'm starting to think the satanists are on to something
Satan probably wonders WTF is wrong with republicans.
Would Satan be a conservative?