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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 101 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Not conservative enough? Jesus Christ, who does he want? Satan himself?

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 90 points 3 months ago (2 children)

No, Nick Fuentes. Satan is way less far right

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure Satan is all the way Left.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 18 points 3 months ago

Yeah, depending on interpretation that's true. It's just difficult to explain how both Jesus and Satan could be radical leftists without a long conversation about religion and the false dichotomy of the political direction

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Look don't tease him because of his curve

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah, Satan, famously, stood up against a overbearing authority.

[–] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, South Park Satan is a nice enough guy, just gets into bad relationships and rigged a fight that one time.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 3 months ago

He did rip off the people who bet on literal Satan before we knew he was a cool enough guy. So seems fair, like the father's that voted for Trump and had orders overseas cancelled.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Satan is pretty liberal, I mean he didn't subscribe to authoritarian God, he's cool with anyone's sexuality or gender. He's not the one send people to hell because they broke a rule... He was sent there too.

[–] Maiq@piefed.social 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Also gave Eve the fruit of knowledge.

[–] kofe@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And tried to offer food and water to a starving dehydrated dude in the desert

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Ha ha ha this is a really good take, thanks for the laugh in the morning!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

And the fruit is damn tasty too

[–] bent@feddit.dk 6 points 3 months ago

I'm starting to think the satanists are on to something

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Satan probably wonders WTF is wrong with republicans.

[–] Kalcifer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Would Satan be a conservative?