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[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 63 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jerry Seinfeld has always been a pompous piece of shit. Fuck him and his unfunny horsefaced “comedy”.

Oh, and he fucked a teenager at the height of his show. Release the files.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the truth. Once he got money, he turned into the asshole he was always wanted to be and oh, what an asshole he's blossomed into.

Now he's added piece of shit who likes genocide AND is entirely brain damaged about what the KKK does and has done.

Pretty solid work to show that you're a piece of shit, like murder and have zero clue about the KKK all in one go.

If this country is going up in flames, can we put the boomers on the front line? They love to talk a big game, let them live up to their own hype.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

Boomers pulled the ladder from us, and ran their mouths about it. Absolutely send them in first.

[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 10 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

No one watches Seinfeld for Seinfeld.

Same effect with King of Queens.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

I only watched that show for Jason Alexander. Although Duckman was his much better work.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 22 hours ago

Larry David is the genius behind the show.

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Exactly. We watch them both for Jerry Stiller.