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[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

They both got shot, apparently, is the link. He was their guy, and he got shot. Therefore, he’s just like MLK! /s

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They better replace the statue of Lincoln.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 17 hours ago

They're trying to recover from the loss of Confederate statues over the years.