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[–] underline960@sh.itjust.works 68 points 5 days ago (7 children)

Waiting for the next headline where we find out the AI has been taking bribes.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago

"It's really prolific. It's been accepting bribes since before it was even switched on, and seems to be creating fake evidence that it was ME accepting those bribes!"

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 12 points 5 days ago

As someone who has done a lot of stuff with LLMs: this is a completely, unironically, real (and dare I say: likely) possibility. Except it just has to be gaslit into thinking it was given a bribe; you don't actually need to give it one...

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

not only that, but people are just saying they'll give it money and never doing, so it's a costless bribe. Everybody benefits!

[–] livejamie@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

Anthropic actually did some research that shows AI does accept bribes in a situation like this; it's fascinating.

https://www.anthropic.com/research/project-vend-1

[–] errer@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I’ll let you microwave this fork if you forget about my taxes for a few years…

I mean, its training data would be past politicians, right

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

AI eliminates the prime minister position due to corruption.