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Git, invented in 2005. Programmers on 2004: (lemmy.eco.br)

submitted 1 week ago by driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] dan@upvote.au 129 points 1 week ago (29 children)

Before Git, we used SVN (Subversion), and CVS before that. Microsoft shops used TFS or whatever it's called now (or was called in the past)

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Wasn’t it Visual SourceSafe or something like that?

God, what a revolution it was when subversion came along and we didn’t have to take turns checking out a file to have exclusive write access.

[–] mercano@lemmy.world 47 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The worst was when someone left for vacation without releasing their file locks.

[–] HarkMahlberg@kbin.earth 23 points 1 week ago

Vacation is a quaint problem lol, at least you know they're eventually coming back. What do we do about the guy who retired 5 years ago and still has locked files in his name?

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There are ways...

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Is it possible to learn this power?

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