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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[โ€“] steeznson@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They call me 007 at work too:

  • 0 tickets finished
  • 0 docs written
  • 7 smoke breaks
[โ€“] steeznson@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

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