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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[โ€“] zabadoh@ani.social 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bluesky. There's a couple of angles.

https://bsky.app/profile/ulfh3dnar.bsky.social/post/3lyiwc7aodk2v

https://bsky.app/profile/maverickhammed.bsky.social/post/3lyjdfnwqd222