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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)

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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First name, Mario, last name, Brothers.

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Luigi Mario Brothers.