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I am getting so many uses out of this meme today
In 2020 there was a worldwide pagan ritual on Halloween (in which I participated) to bind Trump in order to prevent his election. Biden won. In 2024, there was no collective ritual and we know how that turned out. I don't actually believe in magic, but at this point, I'm happy to hedge(witch) my bets.
… I don’t tell many people this but I feel like you can help carry my burden.
I dropped a toasted buttered bagel on election night, it landed on the floor butter side up.
I volunteered at the polls on election day and ran over a cardinal on the way there. That's when I knew we were cooked.
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I keep seeing you post it and I don't know how it applies to Charlie Kirk
It applies to Etsy witches