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Trump to host UFC cage fight on White House lawn to mark 250 years of US independence (www.euronews.com)

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Trump is set to host a UFC fight on the White House lawn next year, with Dana White confirming the event as part of the US's 250th independence celebrations.

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

As a son of bandits, bastards, and traitors am I allowed to say I hope the ATC fucks up resulting in the entire fucking thing going up in a grand old explosion? Assuming the US survives mind you, getting real fucked Soviet Union circa 1990 in some areas, be a right shame if the Eastern seaboard ended up being under the flag of a Neo-Continental Congress.