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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No, they aren't arresting the 5 year Olds, and they explained it.

Typically when you find someone with a suspended license driving something like this barbie car, it's a way they think they can get around the law.

This guy, to his credit, took it in stride.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

No, they aren’t arresting the 5 year Olds, and they explained it.

But only because they aren't, not because it's not illegal.