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[โ€“] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You pay me $10 to punch you in the face. I pay you $10 to kick me in the balls. We just increased our country's GDP by $20.

[โ€“] nexguy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I'd pay $5 to watch that. Hey, I think we have something going here.