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[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Rockstar always gets me.

"Okay, so is it cool if I roll out of bed around noon, pound a 40, and come to work for a few hours while expecting a high salary and constant praise?"

"No, of course not."

"Then, in your own words, why don't you tell me what you think a rockstar is. Is the rockstar in the room with us right now?"

[–] Aeri@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everybody wants a rockstar employee until I show up coked out of my mind for work smh.

[–] darkmarx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, as long as you're a good coder, I don't care how high you are. Though I'll need to find a way to explain the new "Misc" category in my budget.

You've done your company a great service, and we thank you and we trust you found the compensation satisfactory.

Oh, the money's fine.

The situation's totally unacceptable.

Well, gentlemen, I guess that just about wraps it up.

Where is the miscellaneous account?

I thought we'd settled that.

The miscellaneous account is somewhere very safe.

From whom?

The account is a source of important funding and it has to be internally audited.

And it will be, I assure you, Mr. Brody,

Dr. Jones.

We have top men working on it right now.

Who?

TOP...MEN

[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 week ago

Rockstar: solve all our problems