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Married 34 years. Can't say I've ever been forced to watch videos on my husband's phone. Although if he's splitting a gut, I usually ask if I can watch it. Married doesn't mean attached at the hip or phone.
What is “splitting a gut”?
Committing sepuku. It's the wife's responsibility to stitch a man back up after doing this.
wow can't even get out of husband stitching duty through seppuku? expectations are so high
Laughing so hard as to cause abdominal cramping
Uncontrollable laughter